It’s a new month, you guys, and as we have established, the hashtag Queen has come up with a new one. Welcome to #MastUrfulMarch!
What’s this MastUrful March nonsense?
Ehm, excuse me? What is this #MastUrfulMarch nonsense? Well, easy peasy lemon squeezy. This month is all about selflove *insert furious eyebrow raising*.
We are talking about masturbation, my dearies! Maybe you might be thinking that as your sexual life coach, I shouldn’t be worried about what you do by yourself. It’s only about you and other people.
No, mon cherie, I want to look at you this month. We focused on the fun of foreplay last month, making way for us to get nasty together (let’s!). However, if we do don’t know what we ourselves want AND need in order to achieve sexual pleasure, how do we expect someone else to figure it out?
Do women even masturbate?
Honestly, in our cultures masturbation is something we mostly consider for men. Their penis apparently makes them more suitable or something??? I have no idea why to us it’s so logical that men masturbate, but we forget women. I used to teach kids an introductory class on dating, relationships, sex, with a primary focus on healthy boundaries. When we tried to establish what the kids knew, we would ask who can get an orgasm: men, women or both. Every time the kids would say that only men did (the girls would agree).
Just a secret: vaginas like masturbation too. Yes, I know! SHOCKING. This month the focus is on making you the Master of your own MastUrbation and thus making this a #MastUrfulMarch. There’s techniques to making yourself hot and bothered and if you know it, you can teach it to someone else.
Ask for my help, please!
If you already know this’ll be one topic that’s hard for you, send me an email or a message on one of my social media accounts, because I’m here for you.
