Hello my lovely ladies and curious men (I know y’all follow me as well). It’s time to talk about vaginas. Why you ask? Well, for one, it’s International Women’s Day the 8th of March (so the day of publication for this blog post). Also, we are in #MastUrfulMarch, so we are talking about masturbation and for that we need to talk about the vagina.
Vagina talk
Time to look at vagina drawings, my loves. So, tell me what do you see? First of all, we need to learn the correct term. The vagina is just the inside, all of it together is called the vulva. Also, of course NO vulva actually looks so perfectly technical, but we need this to discuss certain aspects of our gorgeous vagyns. I’ll be tossing the terms around, as y’all now know that a vulva is not the same as the vagina, but I just LOVE the word VAGINAAAA.
Push all my (vagina) buttons, baby
Let’s start with what everyone probably thinks they know: the clitoris. Oh, the clitoris. The pleasure point people think. However, did you know there is more than the little button (or bigger button, because the glans clitoris as it’s called is as diverse as our vulvas)? The entire clitoris runs inside the vagina, and swells as your sexual arousal increases. It’s the lines you see running down from the glans clitoris. It’s the whole clitoris that we get our pleasure from. Below that we see the urethral opening. Yes, my loves, we pee from a different hole!
More vulva explanations
The big hole we see is the vaginal opening. This leads to the uterus. Our period blood comes from here, our babies are born from here and the vingers, dildos, assorted vegetables and penises go in here. As you might imagine, the long lines of the clitoris then semi-hug whatever is in the vagina at the moment. Last but not least, we have the labia minora and majora. Please do not think of it as sizes, because they all are very different (as we ladies are super diverse).
Back to pleasuring the vulva
So, what does knowing all this mean for us? And for #MastUrfulMArch? Well, you needed this biology class so we could focus on what that vajayjay can do for us. That vagina is our life’s elixir, ladies. We can play around with a lot as most of our vulvas are quite sensitive, depending on what works best for you. Your task this week? Bring out the mirror and spend some time looking at that gorgeous vagyn/vulva/noonieeee! And while looking, I’d like to ask you to stroke it and figure out what works for you.
What makes you hot? Where do you like stroking best? Don’t focus on orgasms, we just want to know which parts of your vulva are sensitive. Where does she respond best? Come on girls, do it for #International Women’s Day. And as always, if you need some help, send me a message and we’ll start our sessions!
